Bloated Pinapples

This ugly excuse for a spick wants us all to belive she is "foxxxy."

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This ghastly image was taken directly from it's AOL profile in which she insists she is not a lardass.

Please. ::eyeroll::

Another greaser who think that showing a head shot while hiding the body makes then thin. First, after we lose count of counting the chins on it's neck, it's clear that proportionally speaking, this version of the Titanic only grows larger the farther down one does. And those ghetto lips. Ugggh, disgusting.

Folks, this is one grotesquely round blob of shit. And butt ugly on top of it all. And probably the biggest stalker of them all.

Another space hogging stalker

Another ugly stalker rears her ugly face. Take a look:



Here is yet another overweight, large chunk of shit to join the other stalkers below. Why is it the majority of AOL women are large and portly? The answer must be because no one in real life would have anything to do with their disgusting selves. This one will be remembered as "Super Chin." If you can find the rest of it's face, do let us know!

Inbred Pervert Stalker Alert!

Information has come to us today about this "Igor" looking motherfucker below:

This known pervert/pedophile has been stalking various people for years without any consequences, although there is a warrant for his arrest in Florida. Take a good look at this image folks and you'll see an uncanny resemblance to not only the banjo playing inbred from the movie Deliverance, but to Jason from the Friday the 13th movies with the hockey masked removed. Not matter how you slice it, it's one ugly motherfucker. It's no wonder he needs to stalk people, who in the hell would want anything to do with this creature. Anything that would make both Alien and Predator run away, that's pretty bad.

I think it's the misaligned eyes that make Shannon Doughtery's look normal that gives away the fact that this sicko's mother is also his older sister (see below). It redefines "keeping it in the family."

Can't you almost hear the cries of "I am Eeegor, yeeeeessssss master, yeeeeeessssss master."

Next, here is an image of the little girl Igor pimps out to keep them in their broken down trailer:

See the way the shirt bulges in that back? Little weight problem there? Last time I checked no upstanding person would fuck a whore with that kind of excess body fat. Not to mention the badly kept hair. Someone needs to tell Little Ms. Igor about shampoo and conditioner. Trashy looking, clumpy hair is a serious turn off and it's hard to pimp out a gal with hair as dull as a number 2 pencil. But, seeing Igor keeps her in the family it doesn't matter anyway. Rumor has it that she is due to give birth to Igor's grandchild (also his next kid) any day now.

Here is Igor's mommy:

He claims that this walking camel toe has dropped ten puppies, all male. Scary thought. That has got to be some loose ass pussy. I can honestly say I've never seen a camel toe stretch that far up and that far apart. Someone could drive a pick-em-up truck right up that canal of muck. However, the feature that stands out the most is that big ass NOSE! Holy shit! How many years of inbreeding produced a schnoz of THAT size!

In reality, I don't believe that is even a woman. It looks too butch to be a real woman. The hair is clearly a harlot's wig. The face is to masculine, hell, the whole upper torso is.

Holy shit, it's Igor's FATHER!!!!

Here is a shot of someone who has allegedly been called Igor's "gal pal."

We've also been told that this person calls herself "small" and "petite."

Uh, yeah. Right.

Look at the size of those thighs! Holy Christ! Not to mention those hips. One can only imagine how wide that ass would be if she turned around.

Another victim speaks

Today we hear from a man who is being stalked by a psychotic woman who goes by the name Kyra McWeeny. Aside from the hilarious name, the allegations made against her are quite serious. It is our understanding that Ms. McWeeny likes to creates sites specifically designed to harass her victim, making them private and denying membership to anyone outside her circle of hyenas.

What then is the point? Why not use email like everyone else.

Because that's what stalkers do folks!

Ms. McWeeny likes to refer to her victim as "dumpy" because she is under the impression he is overweight. This victim has shown us pictures of himself, Ms. McWeeny and members of her family. All we can say to Ms. McWeeny is this: Considering the weight of your own family, you don't have any right calling anyone "dumpy." Consider the image below:



The next person you refer to as "dumpy" should be your own offspring, because clearly she is no skinny Minnie.

The photo we have of you is only a face shot. Hiding your fat body? It's clear to us by the size of your shoulders that you are also a hefty package. The next time you say "dumpy" take a look in the mirror because it's a term you should really be using to describe yourself. If you care to challenge this claim then by all means send us a full bodyshot of yourself. We know you won't because you are indeed one big, fat, dumpy woman.

Is this Da Trin Ho?

Could this be the Queen of Slime?



Hey Nicole, you ever going to do anything about that sad excuse for a mouth? What do you mean 'what do I mean'? I'm talking about the mouth of uncared for yellow-green teeth! Uh, yeah they are. Every heard of a toothbrush? You havn't? It's a little invention they came up with to keep your mouth healthy, kind of like bathing. What? you've never heard of bathing? Jesus wept. I wondered what that incredibly foul stench was. I thought either a cat had crawled into the wall and died or those pussy lips of yours which are hanging out of your pants were stinking up the place. You might want to take a fly swatter to that you know, flys can leave diseases. You know alrady? Yeah, I suppose you would.

So answer me this Nicked, if you've never had a bath then how is it that someone could actually stand to hump your ass long enough for you to bring the two most ugliest children into the world? No, I don't care if your dad is their father, I want to know HOW, not WHO.

Underwear swapping? I thought that was only a mexican/hawaiian thing. Oh, a family tradition, well I guess that makes some kind of fucked up sense. So I am to gather that you've never actually been penetrated before then? You have? Who on this Earth could anyone possibly tolderate THAT stench for even a few seconds? Yeah I suppose a gas mask would work, but who would go to all that trouble? No, I can't say I know anyone by the name of Jim Knowles or Barbara Merrill. You got some pictures for me? ::wink:: Who else? Some skank in California named Jeanna? Yeah, I think I remember her, another one of those 'daddy got me knocked up' chicks from your personal club. I've seen her dad too and how the hell anyone could be so damned ugly I'll never understand. What? Her kids? Sorry Nicole, but all mongoloid children look the same to me. The only reason I could even tell you apart from the others was the stench. Your is quite how shall we say? Worse than the rest.

Well, I'd like to say this has been a slittle slice of heaven, but I can't. Here are a few gifts for you: A toothbrush, here you go...whoa! I don't think I've ever seen an actual toothbrush grow legs and run away like that. That was too fucking cool! Oh well. And here is a bar of soap. No...you don't eat it...you put it in water and rub it against your body. Sorry, we don't have any penis shaped ones, your damned lucky to get this one. Now shoo.

Next time we'll have our third guess at who Trinity Whoralez really is. Till then, eat me.

Who is Trinity Horalez, Part I

I have a few guesses. Here is guess number one: Jane McHugh aka Leatherface. Let's talk to her, shall we?



Why cake on all that make up? You look like fucking Tammy Faye. Ah, to hide the plastic surgery. Makes sense. Are you sure it covers up all that cracked skin that gave you your Leather face nickname? It does? Well, If I may be so bold, I can see several areas they missed. Not to mention those shoulders and that flat chest. I could get you a bottle of Aveeno to help with that...no? Okay...It's your cancer. :)

So, are you eyes on straight? They look a little crooked, kind of like that slut from 90210, only way more uglier and way more dangerous. They are on straight? Could have fooled me. I feel like I have to arch my head to one side to see you properly.

It's obvious you've dumped some money into that face. How much? ::whistles:: I am SO sorry. You got ripped off and bad, I don't see how that face could be construed as anything more than a complete failure. I've seen iguanas who looked better with less cracks and imperfections in their complexion. So are you at least able to see straight, or do you walk with your head off to one said. Oh, you do? It's from all the head you give to crack users and meth dealers to keep your habit in check?

Well shit! I guess I should have know that!

Explains the windpipe too. It's clear to me you can take a dick all the way up to the balls with a pipe like that.

Spit or swallow? Spit? Really? Why not be a total slut? Oh, It's because you don't want to get pregnant. Well, I guess if that actually made sense I could understand it. You might try taking more dick up the ass then...I hear the pregnancy rate is lower. You do already? Well, I'm sure your mom and dad are proud. Eh, they're dead? Charlie Manson killed them and made you his bitch? Yeah, I could see that too.

Well, look Janie, this has been fund and all, but I have to interview more people...Your art? Yeah I saw it. It's clear to me that you ripped at least three different people off and put your name on it instead. My three year old have a fractal paint set and do images that make your look like kindergarten after lunch play. No, I don't believe you have any talent, except for being a total fuck up. No, I haven't heard about your son, and I don't want to...oh you did? And did you get pregnant from that. Really! What did you do next? A bottle of warm water? A vacuum cleaner and a clothes hanger?

Okay, that's all I need for now. Security will escort you and hopefully give you a big swift kick out of the Sanctuary.

Part II of the series is coming soon.